If you getting your fantasy cake...

Why the hell not get Gucci or Louie,  instead of these bootleg looking Coach bags. Looking like bags from Canal Street that need to be confiscated.
They shoulda added a 40 ounce to round it out.

Only Thing missing is a UGG Boot

He says "he didn't mean it" GTFOH!!!

Police have arrested a 22-year-old Brooklyn man and charged him with the murder of 16-year-old Kyanna Thomas, who was stabbed in the throat and left to die on a street corner in Brownsville early one morning in September. Sources say Rashad Salaam has confessed to killing Thomas, because he feared Thomas was setting him up "for an ambush and a beating," the Daily News reports. The two were online acquaintances, and it's unclear what set off her feud, but the grisly slaying was apparently unintentional.
Thomas was found with her throat slashed on MacDougal Street and Saratoga Avenue at 3 a.m. on September 25th. The teenager, who lived in Queens, had been staying with her aunt on the night of the murder, and her family says she sneaked out to attend a party. Sometime after 3 a.m. she used her cell phone to call 911 as she lay dying in a pool of her own blood.
One police source tells the News Salaam "wanted to give her a 'buck fifty'," a reference to a slash wound from her ear to her mouth which requires 150 stitches to close. "But he wound up slashing her throat by mistake. He meant to slash her not kill her," he told police.

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By John Del Signore in News on November 3, 2011 11:00 AM14

http://gothamist.com/2011/11/03/man_confesses_to_murdering_16-year-.php

Is Tyler the Creator in the Illuminati!?!? Watch this breakdown. My opinion of course is GTFOH

She needs a foot UP her azz for this tat

Giant Rat Killed With Pitchfork At Brooklyn's Marcy Houses (PHOTO)

A gigantic, white rat was killed after being speared with a pitchfork at the Marcy Houses in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn.

Jose Rivera, a Housing Authority worker, was clearing a rat hole last week when three of the mutants popped out, The New York Daily News reports, but he was only able to nab one. It appears to be almost three feet long, including the tail.

Naomi Colon, head of the Marcy Houses Tenant Association, told the News there have been sightings of the humongous rats for at least six years.

FULL STORY HERE:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/25/giant-rat-at-brooklyns-ma_n_937316.html?ref=fb&src=sp

Gaga the fuck outta here!

Pics from Gaga's nude photo shoot. They need to drag this bish the FOH.

http://animalnewyork.com/2011/08/naked-lady-gaga-in-nobuyoshi-arakis-rope-bondage-polaroids/ 

* NSFW

GTFOH!! with this wack Tat!

Someone In Brooklyn Got A "Survived The Quake" Tattoo :(

via Citizen Ink's Facebook
Really, Brooklyn? Citizen Ink Studios in Sheepshead Bay is offering up a "Survived the Quake" tattoo to their customers... and people are getting it! 25-year-old owner Joe Khay says it took him five minutes to sketch the design, which he posted on Facebook and was meant to be a joke. But Jonathan Berg, a 21-year-old regular customer, came in and got the design permanently inked onto his torso for $30.

Full Story here: http://gothamist.com/2011/08/25/brooklyns_first_earthquake_tattoo.php

Jay Z Diss - Lil Wayne, Jada Kiss, Drake "It's Good"

Who should Get the Fuck Outta Here,Wayne or Jay?

DC Earthquake Devastation!!

Would you eat this shit?!

Teen Busted for Throwing Party; Mom Arrested for Slapping Her

Teen Busted for Throwing Party; Mom Arrested for Slapping Her

Mother Cynthia Dilonardo hit with a violation for slapping her daughter for throwing a bash at the family's Westhampton summer home.


By Jessica DiNapol
August 10, 2011

Full story>>>>>  http://westhampton-hamptonbays.patch.com/articles/teen-busted-for-throwing-party-mom-arrested-for-slapping-her?ncid=edlinkuspatc00000002

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

Damn...Damn....Damn

OK I wanted to leave this Mr Cee shit alone but he's adding wood to the fire!

Would YOU Eat This Shit?!?!

Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat - CNN.com

Ghetto April Fool's. Your nasty azz should have never sat on that toilet seat in the first damn place.

GTFOH

Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat - CNN.com

How you doing Mr. Cee?

It's only right that we start this off with this dude looking sweet as ever. When this story broke all I could do was shake my head and say GTFOWTBS!!! Isn't he married? Can't he spring for a effing room?

Congrats Mr. Cee for being my first post, although not my inspiration for the site... Now GTFOH.